It’s not all good news my friends. We’re being slandered just for being dogs! From what I hear, one of Martha Stewart’s Frenchies, Francesca, (a gorgeous brindle bitch I must say), was just innocently trying to sleep. Martha snuck up on Franny and whispered in her ear. Franny must have been dreaming about snoozing in the sun when she was startled awake and jumped up. Franny's head hit Martha right in the lip and split it open! Blood went everywhere and Martha had to visit the hospital and get stitches from a plastic surgeon.
It's not Franny's fault! Martha had been gone from home for a while and she was leaving AGAIN. Sure Francesca and Sharkey were probably snubbing her a little but what’s a dog to do? We live for our people! And when you ignore us, bad things can happen. I’m not saying Francesca did this intentionally but Bitch was sleepin’! You don’t sneak up on a sleeping dog, come on! “Let sleeping dogs lie.” Ever hear of that saying Martha??
It's not Franny's fault! Martha had been gone from home for a while and she was leaving AGAIN. Sure Francesca and Sharkey were probably snubbing her a little but what’s a dog to do? We live for our people! And when you ignore us, bad things can happen. I’m not saying Francesca did this intentionally but Bitch was sleepin’! You don’t sneak up on a sleeping dog, come on! “Let sleeping dogs lie.” Ever hear of that saying Martha??
I’m glad Martha is okay, I’m sure she will be giving both Francesca and Sharkey some extra love because she probably feels a little guilty.
Now let’s take a look at Francesca. Bitch is HOT! And she has her own blog! The Daily Wag
Francesca
Sharkey
All I must say is those bitches have nothing on you Radar, Francesca looks downright evil, you are still my #1 FAV !
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