Napping, a step by step tutorial

Per Wikipedia;

A nap is a short period of sleep, usually during daytime. Naps may be taken when one becomes drowsy during the day or as a traditional daily practice. It is common for small children and elderly people to take frequent naps. **Obviously they forgot to mention Frenchies are big fans of napping**

Step one:

Get some good old fashion exercise!

I’m partial to running, short distance of course. A small burst is the way to go.

If you have some littles handy they are great running partners! On a side note… For added fun I generally trip them. It’s quite the hoot! They think it’s hilarious!! Make sure your littles are cool with this before forging ahead though..

I’ve been very lucky with the littles I keep company with. My main littles are Brock and Kage. Pretty cool dudes. You could say they’re mine. And by mine, I mean I don’t like sharing them with other four leggers.

My second choice of getting good and tuckered out is a hike. Nothing better than ALL those smells! I can’t even help it, when I’m on the trail I just can’t stop peeing and sniffing! Below is a picture of me and Kage hiking Skyline.

 

Step two:

Get a good snack. I’ve found that having a full belly really sacks me right out!

*If your two legger won’t give you any good snacks, go ask a little. They ALWAYS come through!!

Make sure you use a face similar to the below demonstration. Suckers! 

Be sure to always thank them after getting a snack. Training littles with kisses as a reward tends to work well for me.

Step Three:

Find your favorite napping position.

Everyone is different so try a few of these out;

Upside down… Great for back pain. Really stretches out that spine! Plus if you’re outside you get those hard to tan spots.

With friends...

 

Or on friends...

But as I’ve always preached...err maybe I just started preaching this??... Anywhoo... While napping it’s always important to have a good pillow!

 

Now get out there and have a NAP! Radar style!!

Busy times!

Life has been so hectic this past week lots to share with you all!

My mom got home from work and immediately took me on a hike with two other dogs and 2.5 humans.  Well, really 2.25 humans.  We took my mom’s friend Jenna and her brand new fresh 4 week old little boy named Kale.  Oooo I so wanted to eat him! I’m kidding – I just wanted to lick him and taste him!  The brand fresh new ones are the best!  Thankfully the ladies and little guy brought a couple of cool dogs along with them; Roo and Dillon.

We went six miles that day.  The weather was awesome, cool and clear and not too much snow.  Then yesterday my mom and my Auntie Leanne, (heh heh, bite it Kelsey), tortured me.  It had snowed for days.  The snow was well over my head and these ladies decided we should go for a hike.  

First of all they forgot the camera, or had some lame excuse about batteries, whatever, humans!  So these pictures are atrocious, I’m almost too embarrassed to show them to you.  Of course, being human they felt I surely should wear some kind of button up, Velcro sticky parka thing that did nothing but get in my way.  Ugh!

 

As we stepped off the edge of the earth into the snow, (by the way have I mentioned that it was OVER MY HEAD??), I sank down and lost sight of everything!  All I could see was white, white snow.  Finally my mom blazed a trail and I followed behind her.  Leanne brought up the rear and kept laughing, very loudly I might add, about my red man-berries.  By the time I figured out she was talking about my testicles I was good and mad.  Finally, we were within sight of the truck and made a run for it! I ran and ran as fast as I could, I swear I was flying on top of the snow, my feet were hardly touching the ground.  I made it all the way back to the truck where I found this:

Yep, a used condom.